Mum Life

‘Me time’ used to be pedicures, nights out with the girls, shoe shopping and sleeping in. And then BAM – kids come along and things change..

So it’s International Women’s Day. Wooop de doo. What are you going to do about it? Nothing?

When doors are closed – there are some things we are willing to admit and others we aren’t. Here’s the top admissions we’ve collated from our ‘Mums of the Shire’….

They’ve gone all fancy pants with classy stores and stylish new cafes. But what they can’t change is the kiddie clientele. Kids don’t do fancy. They don’t do classy. Well at least mine don’t.

So you’re a mum now. And the second that baby was born this deep seeded emotion you can’t control suddenly entered your life. Guilt..

It’s so so sad. But yes, we’ve all thought about it. After lacking any kind of sex life for an extended period of time a mummy’s mind… starts to wander….

Its Saturday night. The mood is right. I’m feeling frisky. The kids are asleep. Time to break free of the shackles of home life..